Rise Of The Tiki God, Page 9
Catbeard gets ambushed on islands a lot. He really should just stop going onto islands. Move to the mainland, give up piracy, set up a nice fish shop.
…Wait, that’s a terrible idea. How would we get cool nautical adventures? Forget I said anything.
I hope all my American readers have a very happy Thanksgiving! It’s always good to get together with family and friends to celebrate and feast.